cmpol

crap my pants out loud

when you laugh so hard and crap your pants and it makes a loud noise. much like in the movie hot rod.

man i cmpol at that movie last night it was so funny.

by secretwafflesandwhich November 29, 2010

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

Cipollone

A portmanteau of the words shit and bologna which gained popularity following the "ridiculous" defensive strategy used by White House Counsel Pat Cipollone during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

"Hey Pat! Remember that time you took a shit on a piece of bread, covered it with a slice of bologna, and served it to my uncle Sam? "
"Of course I do! I told him it was a fried bologna sandwich with a brown butter sauce!!! Best Cipollone sandwich I ever made!"

by ReverseMadGabber January 25, 2020

Cipolletti

Meaning little onions in Italian. Basicly kick ass people, if this is your last name, you are the SICKEST kind of person there is. You party hard, are wicked hot, and always have a hell of a time. You also are very sweet and love eating pizza. Go Italians!

Hey, is that Cipolletti?

Of course, who else would be that amazing?

Good question, I guess I was just dumb for not knowing that.

by yelhsaxxcip April 3, 2009

Campoline

A camp with trampolines.

While climbing Mount Everest, Sir Edmond Hillary was startled to find Campoline.

by ILikeHippos July 22, 2009

Catherine Capolupo

One of the most magnificent singers known to the human race. She is beautiful beyond all measures, any guy would be lucky to be her as a partner. Look for this name in the paper under the entertainment section because in a few years she'll be a house hold name.

Did you see that new broadway play with CATHERINE CAPOLUPO in it? She blew me away.

by XISYTNEWTjustaboyThgie October 9, 2009