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an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.
“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”
clotpole by tweeva January 2, 2020
A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.
"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"
Friend: “Your a dickhead
You: “well your a clotpole”
Clotpole by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020
Define clotpole Merlin.
In two words?
Yes...
Prins Arthur
OOOOO SICK BURN
Clotpole by SICK BURNS March 16, 2021

cluttoris 

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
cluttoris by WayneL April 21, 2008
Composed of "clot" meaning fool or oaf and "pole" referring to the male genetalia.
"He's trying to get rid of me and if you weren't such a clotpole you'd see that!"
clotpole by Sasha234 September 20, 2009