cluepon

A (figurative) coupon given to someone who needs a clue. The user of this terminology is implying the recipient is clueless regarding the subject.

"John doesn't even know how to use an Ipod. I told him he needed a cluepon and linked him to the Apple site."

by infi September 13, 2007

clueon

The unit of measure for clues

Marcus demonstrated a lacking of clueons when describing the new policy.

by Bluebeard99 February 22, 2014