Clumpo

An insult to people with abnormally square shaped feet.

*takes possession* “haha, I have insert possession here!”

“Gimme that back you little Clumpo!”

by CBa08 March 31, 2022

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!

by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012

clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

by princessetamtam January 19, 2009

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

cumpon

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

by Cumpon user July 31, 2011