a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 23, 2005
Sex with an obese person.
by lynn September 15, 2004
by Lynn July 12, 2004
First off to da definition dat amber said it has nothin' to do w/ white people. it's usually referred to a gurl.
by lynn October 16, 2003
by lynn February 12, 2008
i pill that wastes yours or your parents money which is supposed to help deppression but doesnt realy work it just makes you want to kill yourself but you arent depressed
by Lynn May 07, 2005
Mother Fooker. Derived from 'mother f*cker'.
by Lynn April 09, 2003