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Clusterbark 

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"
Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009

clusterbag 

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.
Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!
clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009

clusterbate 

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.
clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

clusterbation 

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset
That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.
clusterbation by Sturm March 31, 2008

clusterbadger 

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.
Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.
clusterbadger by fr277 November 16, 2011

clusterbomb

Bro, Imma clusterbomb this horde of asians
clusterbomb by fuck_a_name February 28, 2009