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clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset
That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.
by Sturm March 31, 2008
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clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
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Clustration

The impact of a cluster fuck situation. The annoyance one feels when a situation is disorganized, contains too many idiots or lacks common sense.

Usually experienced at work, parties or social circles.
John – “Can you believe people found out they had new bosses by reading an announcement about organizational changes?”

Jane – “Yeah, that division is a total clustration!!!”
by myahyvette July 6, 2010
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Crysterbation

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.
by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007
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Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.
David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.
by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018
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crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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crasterbation

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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