Cluned

When you are about to leave work and your supervisor hits you with a convoluted, unnecessary task that is completely useless.

Dude I thought I was done for the day but I just got Cluned, now I have no idea when I’ll be going home tonight

by Puzzle palace June 24, 2021

cluned

The past tense of clean, like cleaned, but only idiots say this.

Mom: clean your damn room!
Jeanay: I already cluned that shit!
Mom: *smack*

by WhatsPastTense June 27, 2022

clwned

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

by nakalaka March 6, 2011

Cluedo

When in the morning after houseparty you find your friend in the middle of the living room laying on the floor with his ass up in the air and a destroyed butthole. Then you have to discover who murdered his asshole like a game of Cluedo.

Damn, looks like someone buried his dick in Kevin's ass. Discover who did it will be like a game of Cluedo.

by Dabutex June 2, 2020

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder

She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.

by BDBG8andaQuarter2 July 31, 2009

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010