Clumpsy 

To be perfectly unperfect. To have flaws and problems like everyone else,
and still be a totally amazing awsome person at the same time.

Mike: Amby farts alot but i still think shes awsome. Shes so Clumpsy.

Clumpsy by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

Clumpsy 

Having a combination of fatty clumps and being a clumsy awkward person.

Javier is a clumpsy person, he's so big and fat with clumpy rolls that he has a problem walking, in fact he has a clumsy waddle.

Clumpsy by Clumpsybiggins March 15, 2017

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumbsy Stranger 

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

Clumbsy Stranger by T-Bart January 6, 2009

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

frosh clumps by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican 

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008