clumbsy 

Misinterpretation of the spelling of clumsy. Commonly mistaken by those who are indeed clumsy themselves.
A general indication that a solid grasp of the English language is lacked. If symptoms persist, use a dictionary.

"Don't pick on my grammar! I'm not normally this 'clumbsy'." -irony.

"Yeah that guy's an idiot; he's always so 'clumbsy'!" -irony, once again.

clumbsy by sM4c December 9, 2008

Clumbsy 

Mistyping on a thumb style keyboard such as a mobile phone as to have "clumsy thumbs."

Oops! Sorry, I got a little clumbsy on that last text message.

Clumbsy by Ball Say February 26, 2015

clumbsy 

it means both dumb and clumsy

yea that dude ain't just dumb he also clumsy - man he hella clumbsy

clumbsy by whaeverr July 27, 2017

Clumbsy Stranger 

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

Clumbsy Stranger by T-Bart January 6, 2009

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican 

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008