A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.

Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.

Clucktard by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006

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clumptitious

someone who is eepy or not very straight

clumptitious is a word that describes someone as being quite socially awkward due to them acting like a femboy but not wanting to show it.

He was acting quite clumptitious that evening

clumptitious by baby tron October 3, 2023

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clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

clumtard by heather baith May 22, 2008

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Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

Clumpton by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

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