A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.

Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.

Clucktard by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006

clumptitious

someone who is eepy or not very straight

clumptitious is a word that describes someone as being quite socially awkward due to them acting like a femboy but not wanting to show it.

He was acting quite clumptitious that evening

clumptitious by baby tron October 3, 2023

clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

clumtard by heather baith May 22, 2008

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

Clumpton by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026