3 definitions by Flatulent Mascot

clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

clumkt

An individual that practices incest.

George you're such a clumkt, probably banged your own sister.

by Flatulent Mascot August 13, 2021

British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.

Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.

by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017