clumptitious

someone who is eepy or not very straight

clumptitious is a word that describes someone as being quite socially awkward due to them acting like a femboy but not wanting to show it.

He was acting quite clumptitious that evening

clumptitious by baby tron October 3, 2023

crumptitous 

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

crumptitous by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012