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cluckfuck 

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Avoiding or refraining from performing a requested task that appears unpleasant.

A person thought to be moronic and doesn't do what is asked.
Stop cluckfucking around and put on the shirt I asked you too.

He's such a cluckfuck because he won't wear the shoes I bought him.
cluckfuck by The Garage January 20, 2024
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cluckfuck 

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A person usually an individual with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and assholeness to cope with the fuckin fact they are just a shitty person.
Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself
cluckfuck by anonymous March 18, 2024

cluckfuck 

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A person usually with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and mean spirited asshole tendencies to cope with the fact they are actually a shitty person
Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself
cluckfuck by anonymous March 18, 2024

cucksucker 

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A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
cucksucker by July41944 July 31, 2009

cockfucker 

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You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.
cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

clocksucker 

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Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

cockfuck 

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A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.
*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"

cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008
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