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cluckfuck 

A person usually an individual with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and assholeness to cope with the fuckin fact they are just a shitty person.
Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself
cluckfuck by anonymous March 18, 2024

cluckfuck 

A person usually with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and mean spirited asshole tendencies to cope with the fact they are actually a shitty person
Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself
cluckfuck by anonymous March 18, 2024

cucksucker 

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
cucksucker by July41944 July 31, 2009

cockfucker 

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.
cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

cockfuck 

A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.
*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"
cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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