An absolute disaster of a person or situation; someone who manages to make everything worse while looking impressively clueless. Often loud, messy, and annoying in a way that’s almost an art form. Picture a bucket of angry chickens — but with worse decision-making skills.
"Dude, you invited Kyle to the wedding? He’s a total cluckbucket."
"The whole meeting turned into a cluckbucket as soon as Denise brought up her 'business ideas.'”
One who is typically a former cuckold, but decides to go above and beyond the expectations of the average cuck. A cuckbucket is one whose cucktacular tendencies lead to divorce after divorce, ultimately leading to remarriage with endless cuck victims. This can spiral into a slew of failed marriages and relationships due to the sheer cuckery, to the point where you could fill a metaphorical bucket with them all. (See cuckbarrel, cucktruck, cucktrain, etc.)