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cluckbucket

John Wagner is a cluckbucket;

or

Dude's having another baby with that girl? What a cluckbucket.
cluckbucket by Kyle Radley April 18, 2008
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Cluckbucket

An absolute disaster of a person or situation; someone who manages to make everything worse while looking impressively clueless. Often loud, messy, and annoying in a way that’s almost an art form. Picture a bucket of angry chickens — but with worse decision-making skills.
"Dude, you invited Kyle to the wedding? He’s a total cluckbucket."
"The whole meeting turned into a cluckbucket as soon as Denise brought up her 'business ideas.'”

cluck bucket 

A bucket of fried chicken.
Hay Joe, I am going to KFC and get me a 20 piece cluck bucket!
cluck bucket by Pumaself December 4, 2018

cockbucket 

Someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic
Wow your mom is a cockbucket
cockbucket by kevbo February 13, 2004

Clutchbuckets 

What you say when something insanely clutch happens. You could also say Clutch(fucking)buckets`
"did you see that shot?"
"yes. it was fucking clutchbuckets."
Clutchbuckets by iPRODIGY January 14, 2008

cockbucket 

A male or female who often and with great pleasure takes multiple penises in one hole simultaneously.

A bit of a ho-bag.
Dude this skank is such a cockbucket!
cockbucket by Ed and Charp March 1, 2008

Cuckbucket 

One who is typically a former cuckold, but decides to go above and beyond the expectations of the average cuck. A cuckbucket is one whose cucktacular tendencies lead to divorce after divorce, ultimately leading to remarriage with endless cuck victims. This can spiral into a slew of failed marriages and relationships due to the sheer cuckery, to the point where you could fill a metaphorical bucket with them all. (See cuckbarrel, cucktruck, cucktrain, etc.)
Wow, did Lewis really just hate-text his former friend's little sister? He's acting like an enormous cuckbucket.
Cuckbucket by Cuckmaster48 July 22, 2017
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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