An absolute disaster of a person or situation; someone who manages to make everything worse while looking impressively clueless. Often loud, messy, and annoying in a way that’s almost an art form. Picture a bucket of angry chickens — but with worse decision-making skills.
"Dude, you invited Kyle to the wedding? He’s a total cluckbucket."
"The whole meeting turned into a cluckbucket as soon as Denise brought up her 'business ideas.'”
One who is typically a former cuckold, but decides to go above and beyond the expectations of the averagecuck. A cuckbucket is one whose cucktacular tendencies lead to divorce after divorce, ultimately leading to remarriage with endless cuck victims. This can spiral into a slew of failed marriages and relationships due to the sheer cuckery, to the point where you could fill a metaphorical bucket with them all. (See cuckbarrel, cucktruck, cucktrain, etc.)
Wow, did Lewis really just hate-text his former friend's little sister? He's acting like an enormous cuckbucket.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.