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club night 

A late-night event hosted at a venue, featuring a DJ or DJs playing dance music.
After the concert, the venue kicked us out so they could set up for their club night.
club night by jeebz December 11, 2018
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Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
Club night granny by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023

Mid Night Club 

Very popular Illegal Street racing group in Japanese Sub culture, consisted of truly elite racers not ricers. Entry into the club required a car with a minimum speed of 155 mph as race speeds often exceeded 215mph. Apprenticeship for 1 year was mandatory before becoming a full member. Safety was highy stressed in the Mid Night Club, drivers who showed recklessness and posed a danger would have their membership revoked. Races were carried out on the Bayshore Route of the Shuto Expressway between Tokyo and Yokohama. Quality of the drivers made it nearly impossible to be caught by police.
Membership cars were often very heavily modified, producing up to 600 BHP. As club policy inquiry into how its racers could easily afford such high priced modifications was prohibited.
The group permanently disbanded in 1999, when a fatal accident occured while racing a group of bikers. Several were hospitalised and a person was killed. As club policy, if such a thing happened they would end the club forever.
The Rockstar racing series Midnight Club is based on these actual racers, the two Kanji letters in Midnight Club translate to Wangan, meaning Bayshore, the route raced by the drivers.
Hit up Wikipedia for info about Mid Night Club

Niga Night Club 

Viktor: Hello, Do you know where I can find some Niga's in this region?
Black Guy: The fuck you say to me? *punches*
Viktor: No sir it's Niga Night Club
Black Guy: Ohhhhh.
Niga Night Club by FaggotKiller2001 February 21, 2022

Night Club 

Where the drinks are cheap and the women are cheaper.
Where fist pumping is a sport.
Where bouncers are judges and DJ's are prophets.
Where the only fishing conversations mean "jail-bait".
Where Tony Hawk isn't the only one that grinds.
At the Night Club:
Dude 1: Hey man, why are you all sweaty?
Dude 2: Fist pumping, hard core style.

Dude 1: Nice girl on your arm, bro. How old is she?
Dude 2: All I can say is that she's jail-bait.
Night Club by Giraffa June 26, 2010

The Friday Night Club

This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.
While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.

late night club penguin masturbation 

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.
o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe
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