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pied eyed clown 

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.
Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.
pied eyed clown by kittybitme July 29, 2009

Clownpierce 

1.9+ Pvp youtuber that dominates the Lifesteal SMP and has (208k subs at the time)
OMG!! Clownpierce is so goood.
Clownpierce by _DiegoM_ February 28, 2022

ClownPierce 

skilled minecraft pvper from the lifesteal smp
"I got killed by ClownPierce, I never had a chance."
ClownPierce by miaran December 19, 2022

clownpie 

A sex act that compounds upon the surprise creampie by following the moment of shock and surprise experienced by the female with a sharp air horn blast to the face and completed by hitting her with an actual creampie. Sometimes an actual clown may be used to deliver either creampie.
You should have seen the look on her face when I hit her with the clownpie.
clownpie by Lamey McLamerson November 7, 2014

clownpie 

A pie with a clown's face incarved on it
or a new brand of pie
Oh my god is that the new clownpie?
it tastes like sex!
clownpie by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

reverse clownpie

a reference to a sex move featured in a viral video in which a person is given a whipped creampie and squirts out the whipped cream onto their partner's dick
Axel gave me a reverse clownpie last week, but he said no homo so we're just bros.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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