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clownpie 

A sex act that compounds upon the surprise creampie by following the moment of shock and surprise experienced by the female with a sharp air horn blast to the face and completed by hitting her with an actual creampie. Sometimes an actual clown may be used to deliver either creampie.
You should have seen the look on her face when I hit her with the clownpie.
clownpie by Lamey McLamerson November 7, 2014
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clownpie 

A pie with a clown's face incarved on it
or a new brand of pie
Oh my god is that the new clownpie?
it tastes like sex!
clownpie by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

Clownpie 

When someone gives you a clownjob and you finish, they take your cum, preserve it and blend it into a whipped cream, make a pie out of it and throw it in your face.
After Bonzo finished giving Fart Shartly his nightly clownjob, he pranked him by hiding behind his office door, jumping out and giving him a clownpie straight to the face.
Clownpie by Swagnamite7700 May 3, 2019

reverse clownpie

a reference to a sex move featured in a viral video in which a person is given a whipped creampie and squirts out the whipped cream onto their partner's dick
Axel gave me a reverse clownpie last week, but he said no homo so we're just bros.

Clownpierce 

1.9+ Pvp youtuber that dominates the Lifesteal SMP and has (208k subs at the time)
OMG!! Clownpierce is so goood.
Clownpierce by _DiegoM_ February 28, 2022

clownpill 

A metaphor for the "red pill, " that means to see the world as the joke that it really is.
Take the clownpill, and see that maybe pedophiles should be accountable for their own actions.
clownpill by The Fish78 April 13, 2019

Indiana clown pie 

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face
Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.
Indiana clown pie by MMjr April 21, 2008