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Cloudberry 

A cloudberry is the all powerful berry to rule the world. It tastes like a holy rainbow is being shoved down your throat and if you make jam out of it tastes the same but the rainbow is coming from the horn of a alpacorn (a alpaca with a horn from a unicorn.
“Hay bro gimme that cloudberry”

“Nahh bro you can’t handle such power
Cloudberry by Alpacka lover October 5, 2020

cloudberg 

Something to watch out for if you're a pilot.
Person 1: Iceberg dead ahead!
Person 2: We're in a plane.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 1: CLOUDBERG!!
cloudberg by allrealnumbers January 17, 2018

Cloudbursting

The act of bursting clouds with your mind. Moving apart clouds in the sky. Concentrating on moving clouds a certain way.

From the movie: The Men Who Stare At Goats

Do not try while driving, while operating heavy machinary, or anything dangerous.
"What are you doing, man?" "STFU, I'm cloudbursting."

"You see that cloud?" "Yeah..?" "I JUST FUCKING CLOUDBURSTED THAT."
Cloudbursting by Shellybug April 9, 2010

Cloud Burn

Cloud Burn is the process of the magnification of the sun through clouds making it easier for your skin to burn. It sneaks up on you like a rash...
At Download Festival:
Twat "Hey... the clouds are out... I won't burn"
Rooster "Yeah you will... cloud burn!"
**2 hours later**
Twat: "Man I wish I had lotion, a poncho or something because shit I'm burnt.
Cloud Burn by Rooster Cloudburn December 16, 2012

Cloudbreak cannonball 

Man I was working with Stewie today I gave him an awesome cloudbreak cannonball
Cloudbreak cannonball by :::-) October 24, 2011

Cloudberry 

Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus) is a rhizomatous herb native to cool temperate, alpine, arctic tundra and boreal forest, producing amber-colored edible fruit similar to the raspberry or blackberry.
Cloudberry jam is very delicious.