clothmo

Term used by beloved internet poaster Bronze Age Pervert for people who dislike nudity both on others and themselves

The stigmatization of nudity and its consequences has been a disaster for the Human race, total clothmo death.

clothmo by TheKeyedOne March 29, 2024

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clothmo

A person with a strong aversion to or hatred of nudity, used by twitter personality Bronze Age Pervert

The stigmatization of nudity and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race, total clothmo death

clothmo by TheKeyedOne March 29, 2024

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clothmo • clothfolio • clothjob • clothlog • Clothropod

clothlog

when someone or something is being a "douche".

Stop being such a clothlog!

clothlog by KaVaughn December 27, 2007

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clothjob

Though its origins are unclear, etymological scholars surmise that the phrase "clothjob" was coined sometime during the early 1990's.

(N.) The art of making a man ejaculate by massaging his penis with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of "gettin some."

(N.) Person(s) who is such a pussy that they have only received said practice.

synonyms- douchebag, homo, etc.

Example 1

guy 1- "Alright, so i get back to this girl's place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that."

guy 2- "Well what do you think happened"

guy 3- "I'm not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my dick was RAW, and she had all of her clothes on. I think she gave me a clothjob, dude."

Example 2:

Guy 1-
"So that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he's ever had a beer before."

Guy 2-
"He would man... that kid is such a clothjob.

clothjob by B.D. March 21, 2005