clothmo 

Term used by beloved internet poaster Bronze Age Pervert for people who dislike nudity both on others and themselves

The stigmatization of nudity and its consequences has been a disaster for the Human race, total clothmo death.

clothmo by TheKeyedOne March 29, 2024

clothmo 

A person with a strong aversion to or hatred of nudity, used by twitter personality Bronze Age Pervert

The stigmatization of nudity and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race, total clothmo death

clothmo by TheKeyedOne March 29, 2024

clothlog 

when someone or something is being a "douche".

Stop being such a clothlog!

clothlog by KaVaughn December 27, 2007

clothjob 

Though its origins are unclear, etymological scholars surmise that the phrase "clothjob" was coined sometime during the early 1990's.

(N.) The art of making a man ejaculate by massaging his penis with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of "gettin some."

(N.) Person(s) who is such a pussy that they have only received said practice.

synonyms- douchebag, homo, etc.

Example 1

guy 1- "Alright, so i get back to this girl's place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that."

guy 2- "Well what do you think happened"

guy 3- "I'm not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my dick was RAW, and she had all of her clothes on. I think she gave me a clothjob, dude."

Example 2:

Guy 1-
"So that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he's ever had a beer before."

Guy 2-
"He would man... that kid is such a clothjob.

clothjob by B.D. March 21, 2005

Clothcock 

When the cloth from your underwear gets stuck under your penis or foreskin

Eg: shit bro I've bought some new boxer briefs and they're giving me clothcock

Clothcock by James chargles August 1, 2020

Clothropod 

Skank ass wanna be. Your name is usually Adrien. You're gay, and You have raggly long funkchop look hair.

Amy: So If he comes to my house, he can't bring clothropod.
Kayla: Alright Giiiiirl, i know he won't.

Amy: Oh Scraggly Hair Lookin' Boy.

Clothropod by Coucajuicebaby August 23, 2011

clothfolio 

This word is made out of 'clothing' + 'portfolio' and it simply means a clothing collection

Kanye West has a luxury clothfolio.

clothfolio by VIMITEC September 2, 2025