Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.

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cloth cock by aoken March 5, 2014

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clitcock

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

clitcock by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

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Chochcock

A person who is very fake and annoying. It’s basically a choch, but way worse

OMG He said that to you! What a chochcock!

Chochcock by erialCED June 4, 2018

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clowncock

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

clowncock by Bill06 December 24, 2006

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clockcock

A COCK WHERE THE "HANDS" ARE COCKS

CHECK THE TIME ON THAT CLOCKCOCK

clockcock by Go Jolds August 2, 2016

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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