Clothcock 

When the cloth from your underwear gets stuck under your penis or foreskin

Eg: shit bro I've bought some new boxer briefs and they're giving me clothcock

Clothcock by James chargles August 1, 2020

Clitcock 

When a women's clitoris is so huge and dangly that it resembles a penis.

Yo man, I got in Brenda's pants last night as she's got a gnarly clitcock.

Clitcock by PapaDon1237 October 10, 2009

cloth cock 

Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.

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cloth cock by aoken March 5, 2014

clitcock 

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

clitcock by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

Chochcock

A person who is very fake and annoying. It’s basically a choch, but way worse

OMG He said that to you! What a chochcock!

Chochcock by erialCED June 4, 2018

clowncock 

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
5.Funning looking dickhead.

You're a real clowncock!

clowncock by Bill06 December 24, 2006

clockcock 

A COCK WHERE THE "HANDS" ARE COCKS

CHECK THE TIME ON THAT CLOCKCOCK

clockcock by Go Jolds August 2, 2016