closeified

to connect; get close

Weston, Sam, and Aimee closeified the night they thought they were going to die.

closeified by WeSaCam October 2, 2010

Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

Coleified 

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

Coleified by GEM master May 28, 2009

Classified 

*This information is classified*

Sorry to say but this information is also classified

Classified by Böì November 23, 2020

G14 classified 

An item that is extremely secret and will be killed immediatly if leaked to someone.

I'm sorry I can't tell you, its G14 Classified

G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004

Clownified 

Clownified: The act of slowly turning into a clown, or becoming one whether you like it or not. You can be defined with big funky hair, a red nose, big floppy feet,, a lot of make up, a horn to honk with, a small car to fit in with your other clown buddies, and overall you have a crazy appearance.

Some people who become clownifed are unstable. For instance, IT. Some can be funny like Krusty The Clown.

Dude, did you see Bill last tuesday? He looked so...you know! Clownified!

Really? What was he doing?

Making lousy jokes, and clocking people with pies!

He's turned into one of them alright!

Clownified by Teh Poptart Kid November 21, 2010