Chloeified

Knows people only through instagram or acts like they truly know someone because of facetime or messages.

Susan just chloeified someone and thinks she knows everyone

Chloeified by bobjohnson4890 August 10, 2019

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chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

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Chloeified • Chlorifiend • chodified lunch • Chronified • closeified • closified • Coleified

Chlorifiend

the evil pool monster who resides in the drains during the day and surfaces only at night to feed off of innocent, unsuspecting swimmers.
no one has lived to tell the tale of what he looks like, but its suspected that he has the dorsal fin of a shark, big fangs, sharp claws, and scales.

Don't go swimming alone at night or Chlorifiend will eat you

Chlorifiend by Meatymeatymeat September 30, 2009

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Coleified

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

Coleified by GEM master May 28, 2009