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chodified lunch

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a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

Chlorifiend

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the evil pool monster who resides in the drains during the day and surfaces only at night to feed off of innocent, unsuspecting swimmers.
no one has lived to tell the tale of what he looks like, but its suspected that he has the dorsal fin of a shark, big fangs, sharp claws, and scales.
Don't go swimming alone at night or Chlorifiend will eat you
Chlorifiend by Meatymeatymeat September 30, 2009

Coleified 

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To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.
Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."
Coleified by GEM master May 28, 2009

Chronified 

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To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned
Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka
Chronified by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

closified 

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When your sexual orientation is out to some but not to all.
I'm gay in front of my friends, but I'm closified in front of my family and others.
closified by CottonErica March 1, 2011

closeified

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Weston, Sam, and Aimee closeified the night they thought they were going to die.
closeified by WeSaCam October 2, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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