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The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.
Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!
Cloons by ALittleFlffyOwl March 20, 2014
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Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.
Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.
Clooshtabloosh by Clooshtabloosh August 2, 2008
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clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.
Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?
clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017
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