clonesturbation 

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

clonesturbation by N.K. June 13, 2006

codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.

Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.

codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009

chokesturbation 

auto-erotic asphyxiation while masturbating

David Carridine's death is a clear case of chokesturbation gone wrong.

chokesturbation by Randy Watson 2 June 5, 2009

consturbation 

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation 

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

Consturbation

It’s supposed to be a conversation, but one person is dominating and not letting anyone speak, so it’s a consturbation.

Oh man, I was trying to talk to my dealer, but you know how he is, he only knows how to have a consturbation because he can’t stfu and listen to anyone else for once.

Consturbation by birdbrain1982 May 30, 2026