Urban Dictionary: Definitions by N.K.

clonesturbation

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

napalm by N.K. April 28, 2006

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

face time by N.K. June 29, 2003