face time

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

by N.K. June 29, 2003

clonesturbation

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

by N.K. June 13, 2006

napalm

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

by N.K. April 28, 2006