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Cloister 

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.
“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”
Cloister by Jordan427 March 9, 2021

cloister fuck 

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.
"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."
cloister fuck by mshell December 24, 2008

cloister fuck 

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.
"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."
cloister fuck by mshell December 15, 2008

cloister fuck 

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
cloister fuck by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cloister kitten 

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.
CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"
cloister kitten by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

ephrata cloister 

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas
That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister
ephrata cloister by Biatch Please September 11, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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