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Clusterphobia 

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things
"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"
Clusterphobia by TrinaBina December 19, 2008

clusterphobia 

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
clusterphobia by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

Clusterphobia 

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.
As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.
Clusterphobia by Chefspam December 14, 2013

clusterphobia 

To have a sense of cabin fever while living in a concentrated housing development often called cluster townhouses in South Africa. These cluster townhouses can be seen on the outskirts of major city centres where space is abundant and these units often promise "security" in return for living space.
Dude1: "Dude I can't do this anymore, this clusterphobia is killing me"

Dude2: "Best you get out into the country and enjoy the open space then"
clusterphobia by foill August 23, 2008

clusterphobia 

Noun
The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic
I suffer from clusterphobia just thinking about government officials attempting any type of policy and/or decision making activity.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.
clusterphobia by jenabulla June 26, 2014

Closeterphobia 

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).
My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.
Closeterphobia by brimism December 22, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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