clockpush 

n. A single person or group of people who waste time.

That guy has been sitting in that chair for two hours, he is such a clockpush.

clockpush by gCw V April 6, 2008

Clockpunk

A sub-genre of the speculative historical fiction genre called Steampunk. Clockpunk is characterized by modern technologies accomplished using clockwork mechanisms and generally excluding steam power, electricity, and the internal combustion engine. The chronological setting for Clockpunk fiction is pre-Industrial Revoluion, whereas steampunk is late 19th or early 20th century. A Clockpunk novel might include a world, Earth or another planet, which has been so dramatically revolutionized by DaVinci's mechanical inventions that its technology rivals our computers, phones, etc., while most other factors (some combination of social structure, ploitics, customs, clothing, etc.) would remail relatively true to the 15th century.

Gears and cogs but no steam...that's not Steampunk, its Clockpunk.

Clockpunk by Pam Avantnos November 13, 2007

Clownpusher 

A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

Clownpusher by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

Cockmush by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

dicking around the cockbush 

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

dicking around the cockbush by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

cockpusher 

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.

Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.

cockpusher by sexxyback October 28, 2006