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the coolest person to ever exist <3
hi gears haha
Gears by urgfbutbetter July 30, 2021
That guy is huge. I think he's using gears.
Gears by gears79 May 24, 2009
to be beyond amazing or great
stems from the game gears of war
Gears
Erik: can you work for me?
Will: no
Erik: SO NOT gears
Gears can mince the strongest ones. Leaving heroes paralyzed.
Gears by Aggermor August 18, 2019
Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.
"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."
Gears by bearybandit February 27, 2025

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"