Clockshat 

When someone clumsy spills a liquid

When Jamie clockshatted all over the side when making a smoothie

Clockshat by Jasper53 February 1, 2019

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit 

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017