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Clockshat 

When someone clumsy spills a liquid
When Jamie clockshatted all over the side when making a smoothie
Clockshat by Jasper53 February 1, 2019
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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2
Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.
My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.
cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.
Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!
cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit
Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.
cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit 

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.
*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.
Cockshit by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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