Clockpunk

A sub-genre of the speculative historical fiction genre called Steampunk. Clockpunk is characterized by modern technologies accomplished using clockwork mechanisms and generally excluding steam power, electricity, and the internal combustion engine. The chronological setting for Clockpunk fiction is pre-Industrial Revoluion, whereas steampunk is late 19th or early 20th century. A Clockpunk novel might include a world, Earth or another planet, which has been so dramatically revolutionized by DaVinci's mechanical inventions that its technology rivals our computers, phones, etc., while most other factors (some combination of social structure, ploitics, customs, clothing, etc.) would remail relatively true to the 15th century.

Gears and cogs but no steam...that's not Steampunk, its Clockpunk.

Clockpunk by Pam Avantnos November 13, 2007

cockpuke 

When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.

(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)

You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.

cockpuke by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

clockpush 

n. A single person or group of people who waste time.

That guy has been sitting in that chair for two hours, he is such a clockpush.

clockpush by gCw V April 6, 2008

Cockjunky 

(Kok-Junkee) A person ravishly addicted to the male genitalia.

Man: Man, It's been 5 days since I've had a penis
Man 2: You're such a cockjunky.

Cockjunky by Jack Shackington March 5, 2006

clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

cockjunkie 

One who is addicted to the penis.

Frequently used when insulting someone, or explaining their homosexuality.

That kid? He's a cockjunkie for sure!

cockjunkie by antimuffins March 2, 2004