clockboi
clockboi by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019
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clockbody
n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.
Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.
Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.
Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.
Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.
Related Words
clockboi • Cockboi • Clockbitch • Clockbaiting • clockbit • clockbody • clockbot • Cockboiler • 12 O’Clock Boy • Clock Boy
Clockbitch
"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."
I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
Clockbitch by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010
Cockboi
A guy obsessed with his own cock. He can't keep his hands off of it and likes to take it out in public and show off. When he's with friends, especially when alcohol's involved, he's the guy flashing people and pulling down other guy's pants. Proudly or secretly a rabid masturbator. He'd pick jacking off over sex any day. No guy or girl knows how to work his dick as well as he does. His libido is so high anything can set him off.
Cockboiler
A witch that lives out in the woods and when a man sleeps at their house, they chop their dick off and feed it to them the next morning
Cockboiler by RealLifeSituationLover20002 January 20, 2023
clockbot
a very creative person that manages to produce creative artistic work at a super fast speed. An artist person that just keeps producing stuff super fast.
clockbot by linguist1234 March 3, 2014
clockbit
being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
clockbit by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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