clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

clockbody

n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.

by Prof. Who August 11, 2010

Clockbitch

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.

"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.

by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

Cockboi

A guy obsessed with his own cock. He can't keep his hands off of it and likes to take it out in public and show off. When he's with friends, especially when alcohol's involved, he's the guy flashing people and pulling down other guy's pants. Proudly or secretly a rabid masturbator. He'd pick jacking off over sex any day. No guy or girl knows how to work his dick as well as he does. His libido is so high anything can set him off.

Fucking great party last Friday right?!
Yeah, I took a chick home and banged her brains out. How about you?
Nah, I stayed in bed all weekend jacking off though
Wow, didn't know you're such a cockboi

by mn1919 September 7, 2017

Cockboiler

A witch that lives out in the woods and when a man sleeps at their house, they chop their dick off and feed it to them the next morning

Be careful going into those woods, there is a cockboiler in there.

by RealLifeSituationLover20002 January 20, 2023

clockbot

a very creative person that manages to produce creative artistic work at a super fast speed. An artist person that just keeps producing stuff super fast.

Damn, she's such a clockbot how does she make that shit up so fast?

by linguist1234 March 3, 2014

clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time

jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009