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n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.
clockbody by Prof. Who August 11, 2010
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clockboi 

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.
“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”
clockboi by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

cockbody 

1.any man you ditch your homegirls to spend time with

2.any man who makes you a tool
" fuck you, you don't don't care about anyone except yourself, and whatever cockbody your with ."
cockbody by treeschooled March 14, 2010
a boy or man who is in love with cock.
cockboy by cunthound May 18, 2003
an insult used in the movie "Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle" when Roldy is telling off those two douchebags at the end.
"This guy thinks I'm not quick enough, well I got news for you, I AM quick enough........ COCKBOY!" (douchebag guy trying to come up with an comeback after Harold calls him cockboy)
cockboy by Darth Sully December 6, 2006
A guy who loves cock and thinks of it every waking second.
That cockboy Paul kept talking about penises at the party yesterday.
cockboy by dxrxuxmxs February 13, 2007
n - A guy who's a dick on purpose; a cocky motherfucker who thinks his shit smells like fresh roses every day of the week; someone you don't like.
"Hey man why aren't you inviting Parks to the lake with us?"
"Because that cockboy won't ride behind anything but his X-STAR."
cockboy by JayRyder April 19, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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