clockbody

n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.

by Prof. Who August 11, 2010

clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

cockbody

1.any man you ditch your homegirls to spend time with

2.any man who makes you a tool

" fuck you, you don't don't care about anyone except yourself, and whatever cockbody your with ."

by treeschooled March 14, 2010

cockboy

a boy or man who is in love with cock.

hey cockboy, i heard you take it in the ass.

by cunthound May 18, 2003

cockboy

an insult used in the movie "Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle" when Roldy is telling off those two douchebags at the end.

"This guy thinks I'm not quick enough, well I got news for you, I AM quick enough........ COCKBOY!" (douchebag guy trying to come up with an comeback after Harold calls him cockboy)

by Darth Sully December 6, 2006

cockboy

A guy who loves cock and thinks of it every waking second.

That cockboy Paul kept talking about penises at the party yesterday.

by dxrxuxmxs February 13, 2007

cockboy

n - A guy who's a dick on purpose; a cocky motherfucker who thinks his shit smells like fresh roses every day of the week; someone you don't like.

"Hey man why aren't you inviting Parks to the lake with us?"
"Because that cockboy won't ride behind anything but his X-STAR."

by JayRyder April 19, 2005