Clickage

When you meet someone and instantly click, you have clickage

"We are clicking good. We have clickage"

by Dyoung306 April 12, 2021

Clickage

Having a rare connection or bond with someone you've just met, whom you feel like you've known forever and have an instant rapport. (Often resulting in mindmelds and witty chemistry) where you just "get" each other completely, right away. Special connection that includes 'banter', teasing each other, sharing private jokes, and just a meeting of minds

OMG, i have such clickage with him!

by Kitty21 February 12, 2013

Clickage

The accuracy of how something clicks.

I mean after so many porn hunts, the clickage of someone’s mouse isn’t going to be that good.

by flowerchild99 November 26, 2017

Accidental Clickage

Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)

Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!

by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009

Clockage

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.

I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.

by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

Clinkage

When you punch tf out of someone when there not looking and their jaw moves

Jim: clinkage

Bill: god damn that fucking hurt

John: ha that was some mean ass clinkage you hit him with jim

by Boyoyo June 26, 2019

Clinkage

When a person wins two or more medals at a sporting event. When hanging on the person's neck, the medals clink together.

Athlete 1: I got two silver medals today at my swim meet.

Athlete 2: Dude, you got clinkage! Nice!

by secretteller December 7, 2010