clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

clock fuck by WPC August 12, 2015

Fuck O' Clock 

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

Fuck O' Clock by Harold Q Poppinjay January 21, 2011

fuck-fuck o'clock 

Way too early in the morning.

Person A: What's up? Do you wanna go out tonight?
Person B: I would, but I have to get up at fuck-fuck o'clock tomorrow... ah whatever, I don't need to be awake at work.

fuck-fuck o'clock by Taco Watson April 7, 2010

Fuck O'Clock 

1) Any time you wake up between 5am and 8am when you've have more than 5 hours sleep

2) Any time when you're awake between 3am and 5am

3) When you got to sleep somewhere around the 2nd Fuck O'Clock and you wake up in the afternoon

"Bloody hell I feel like I've been awake for days… what time is it? Oh shit, it's fuck o'clock!"

Fuck O'Clock by BobTheWack July 25, 2015

Fuck a Clock 

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

Fuck a Clock by Vik___ August 15, 2009

Butt Fuck O'Clock 

Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.

An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.

The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.

A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.

A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?

Butt Fuck O'Clock by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012