Clock-fucked

When one appears, acts, and walks as if they had been fucked for 24 hour straight.

Hi Veronica, you look clock-fucked!

Clock-fucked by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

cock fucked 

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

cock fucked by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker by jonesinj January 1, 2012

clickfucked

When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.

I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.

clickfucked by Mr Fantastic® January 13, 2017