Clock-fucked

When one appears, acts, and walks as if they had been fucked for 24 hour straight.

Hi Veronica, you look clock-fucked!

Clock-fucked by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

cock fucked 

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

cock fucked by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker by jonesinj January 1, 2012

clickfucked

When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.

I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.

clickfucked by Mr Fantastic® January 13, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019