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Clittering

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.
Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?
by Ksmitts December 7, 2009
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clittering

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.
You're clittering all over my vagina.
by bboompop August 25, 2011
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clittering

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure
*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.
by md butt November 29, 2014
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Clittering

Originates from bitches that litter from the depths of their loins. Junk that exits the clitoris and pollutes the surrounding environment.
Bro, look at the mess shontell made with her clittering last night. That bitch lost her shit and clittered all over my bench.
by eljaysee January 22, 2013
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Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.
by AKACroatalin May 30, 2015
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littering and...

Slang phrase for smoking marijuana. From the movie Super Troopers wherein the troopers are messing with some stoned college-aged kids that they've pulled over on a highway. Lt Ramathorn asks them if they know why he pulled them over and they reply that they don't know. Ramathorn then starts saying mto them, "Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd..." several times and then finally says "Littering aaannd......smokin' the reefer."
"What are you doing, Dude?"
"Not much right now - just littering and..."
by Bucko McCane May 22, 2007
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crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
by obx2009 June 1, 2009
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