Clittoring 

1. "... just think about it."
2. "Much like clammoring, just a bit more high pitched."

So, if a woman breaks into someone's house to masturbate, what do you charge her with? breaking and clittoring?

Clittoring by T4rG3Ts0ftw4r3h3Lpd35k March 18, 2009

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

Clintoning 

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

Clintoning by ruff'myster November 2, 2003

Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Dick Clittington by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

clittoris 

A stupid-assed way of spelling clitoris.

Hey, I'm a dumbfuck and don't know how to spell clittoris!

clittoris by teh Lita November 20, 2004

Cluttering 

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

Cluttering by pankh January 20, 2012