clington

To clington:

To hold on indefinetly to something that isn't there anymore.

She looked like she was calmly clingtoning to that mountain, even though we could clearly see she was falling to the ground at free fall speed.

by JoeyP May 10, 2008

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016

Clinton Sex

A blow job, oral sex

My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop

by mangled May 13, 2009