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climaxin

When your sex drive is at its peak and you are ready to skeet all over someone
Dude bitch had me climaxin
by shaped98 July 1, 2014
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Climaxing Wake

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
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climaxic aftershocks

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).
After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.
by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.
That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.
by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014
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Climaxing

when you are about to squirt your load all over some bitch and or bitches.
bro i was climaxing all over bitches last night
by Atomic Potato Butt April 9, 2011
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Climaxing the corporate ladder

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses
Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!
by nypaliguy June 28, 2010
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