Climaxident

to be receiving oral an ejaculated while driving and get into an accident

I had a climaxident while driving down north street

Climaxident by snaws September 12, 2020

Climaxident

A sudden, chaotic event that hits like the over-the-top climax of a movie, or a situation, usually involving destruction, poor decisions, and a disturbing amount of energy. Equal parts disaster and dramatic high note.

“And then, like some terrible climax, the white Honda fit flew off the edge — right into the lagoon beside the Rusted MV Lizie J. Still playing porn as it sank. Still carrying that twisted, sick energy all the way down. That wasn’t just an accident. That was a full-blown climaxident.”

Climaxident by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

chilaxident 

is when you shit yourself because you're on pain pills and laxitaves.

I couldn't shit for a week, and yesterday I had a nice little chilaxident.

OHH.....Chilaxident.

chilaxident by Bad Bones October 18, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022