clend
clend by Jeffro Martini January 3, 2008
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Clend
If someone has high clend they're a fucking legend and complete chad. Clend is also applicable to nearly anything, if it has good clend / clend levels you can rest assured it is top. Clend can also refer to your phallus.
example 1: "mate, you're smashing it, you must have great clend, how do I up mine?"
example 2: "wow that game has no clend at all wtf?"
example 3: "lmao, my clend is much bigger than yours"
example 2: "wow that game has no clend at all wtf?"
example 3: "lmao, my clend is much bigger than yours"
Clend by lordofthespice March 15, 2022
Related Words
clend • clendy • Clendennin • Clender • Clendinen • clendining • clendon • Clendulum • Don Clendon • Clandestine
cleandirty
When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
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The Calendar Option
A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
Chendo
A One club man. A staunch loyalist of one club or organisation. A person over time who has Served said organisation in any departments the club needed. Over time made himself almost invisible at the club, never giving any controversial Interviews, quotes or leaking Infomation to the media at large.
Every club has its own Chendo. Real Madrid is built on service of such silent Madridistas
Every club has its own Chendo. Real Madrid is built on service of such silent Madridistas
“ Man, I’ve been coming to this store for 20 years, I’ve always seen Alan working here”
“oh , he’s a proper chendo”
“oh , he’s a proper chendo”
Chendo by LoyalMadridista October 12, 2021
The Clench
Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.
Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
The Clench by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010
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