Clender 

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

Clender by Getz August 24, 2004

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) 

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) by Stoolie November 25, 2014

Clunderer 

A person who wanders around in a clumsy way.

Brad is such a clunderer. He’s always tripping and never knows where he is going.

Clunderer by MeeeShel June 6, 2020

clunder 

Dried food or used debris usually resulting from dropped food or a spilled bowl that adheres to the cracks and curvatures in a chair and or the in-between area of your car's driver seat and glove box.

I am afraid to reach for the keys that fell out of my pocket in my chair because of all the clunder

clunder by imsannr December 4, 2007

Calenderize 

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

Calenderize by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

calender-cock 

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

calender-cock by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

Clonder 

A group of blonde girls, usually more than 4.

Hey dude there's no ass at this party.
Think i saw a Clonder in the kitchen.

Clonder by Billymcdoodle October 19, 2010