A Clendy is a slur for those who are so unintelligent that they cannot process anything except for sports and women. Usually Clendy's are seen with shorts jackets or horrible sunglasses that they wear indoors. Can describe a straight dude who peaked in high school, or middle school if they're that bad.
"Hey Wendy, get a load of that Clendy over there!" All the girls look over to see a muscular, 6'5" man with a sports coat on.
"Hahah! I bet he plays football!!"
Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.
The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.
Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.