clemma

A rare yet beautiful characteristic experienced when smoking
too much Marijuana. Often prone to making intense
conversation with others and making them laugh until
they piss their pants.

LMFAO what did you smoke tonight?
You're being such a Clemma!

by cp student October 20, 2010

Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.

When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"

by CaliCock July 16, 2013

Clemmie

Clemmie is average height, pretty and funny. She has a very good fashion sense and always looks AMAZING! She attracts boys and has a very sexy body. She is clever, funny and pretty, one the people that your meant to hate but is soooo nice that you can't!!

"WOW!!! I wanna be just like that Clemmie! "

by Fannyina March 13, 2010

clemmy clue

Nickname for Clementine in The Walking Dead Video Game. Used affectionately by PewDiePie.

I don't know about you, but I know about Clemmy Clue!

by WilliamLC February 15, 2014

Did a Clemmo.

Neglected to eat before a heavy drinking session, with devastating consequences.

Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.

Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014

Clammando

When a female chooses not to wear underwear. The ladies' version of going "commando."

Ugh. I actually have to wash these jeans. I've been going clammando all week.

by Preparation8ch January 6, 2012

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016