clemma

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A rare yet beautiful characteristic experienced when smoking
too much Marijuana. Often prone to making intense
conversation with others and making them laugh until
they piss their pants.

LMFAO what did you smoke tonight?
You're being such a Clemma!

clemma by cp student October 20, 2010

Words you can keep

Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.

When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"

Clembarassing by CaliCock July 16, 2013

Related Words

clemma • Clem maddia • Clem Mango • cleman • Clemmy • chemma • Cleaman • Clematis • clemmie • Clammando

Clemmie

Clemmie is average height, pretty and funny. She has a very good fashion sense and always looks AMAZING! She attracts boys and has a very sexy body. She is clever, funny and pretty, one the people that your meant to hate but is soooo nice that you can't!!

"WOW!!! I wanna be just like that Clemmie! "

Clemmie by Fannyina March 13, 2010

clemmy clue

Nickname for Clementine in The Walking Dead Video Game. Used affectionately by PewDiePie.

I don't know about you, but I know about Clemmy Clue!

clemmy clue by WilliamLC February 15, 2014

Did a Clemmo.

Neglected to eat before a heavy drinking session, with devastating consequences.

Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.

Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.

Did a Clemmo. by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014

Clammando

When a female chooses not to wear underwear. The ladies' version of going "commando."

Ugh. I actually have to wash these jeans. I've been going clammando all week.

Clammando by Preparation8ch January 6, 2012

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

muke clemmings by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026