Clammando
Clammando by Preparation8ch January 6, 2012
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sweater commando
The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.
sweater commando by Kpeng January 5, 2017
Buckfast Commando
an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)
Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"
Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009
armchair commando
Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.
Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."
Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."
Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"
Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."
Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"
armchair commando by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012
Keyboard Commando
Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'
Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'
Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'
Keyboard Commando by Papewaio March 2, 2010
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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