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A mixture of seman and a woman's menstrual period.
My girlfriend and I made cleman.
cleman by Monkeysex June 1, 2009
Words you can keep
a cleman is an incredibly loose vagina or clitoris that has not been washed in at least a month. it is not so much used to describe the texture of the minge, but as to describe the rancid smell that it gives off after excessive masterbation.not that much different from the smell of a rotting fish.
"i know your tired, but i still want to have a bang on your cleman before i go to work."
Cleman by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
the new slang word for a homosexual
dude ur sucha cleman, oh my god that guy is sucha cleman hes got a pink hat; only clemans shop at banana republic
cleman by blklblsk8er April 25, 2006
-noun/adjective; a derogatory term referring to individuals deemed strange by society. Cleman is general and applies to all forms of people with qualities seen as weird such as goth, emo, ect.
"God damn, Cameron is the biggest fucking cleman."
"I hate how that cleman wears a tail."
"Look at that mingling group of raging clemen."
Cleman by Nicky "Pubes" Jimmy December 4, 2013

cleandirty 

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.
cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean 

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010
The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy
Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen
Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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