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clemmie
clemmie is friends with everyone. she is absolutely gorgeous and if you find someone named clemmie, be nice to her and become friends with her. she is intelligent, and tall. clemmie is popular and has so many friends.
clemmie by crankygrass November 12, 2018
clemmie
a very annoying obnoxious little girl. usually a name of a female that will end up realizing her true affection to women.
clemmie by yoooooppaaapaaaalaaapady August 22, 2009
dirty clemmie
A girl who like to get dirty, like really dirty, like sex in a garden shed dirty and loves it she likes to pretend she’s innocent but really she likes a good shag whenever where ever
Guy 1- “That dirty clem was with mike last night”
Guy 2- “oh god I hope he’s ok”
Guy 1- “he might be but his rep isn’t”
Guy 2- “A dirty clemmie is not someone you wanna fw”
Guy 2- “oh god I hope he’s ok”
Guy 1- “he might be but his rep isn’t”
Guy 2- “A dirty clemmie is not someone you wanna fw”
dirty clemmie by Ptero-fucking-dactyl April 21, 2020
Dirty Clemmie
When the sex is so gnarly you travel all the way to a party in the hollywood hills just to eat fried chicken and boba tea
Dirty Clemmie by Wasian/dubai/dih July 7, 2025
muke clemmings
muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.
"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"
"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"
"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"
muke clemmings by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016
Andy Clemmensen
Mandy says "Do you love short stack?"
Nella says "eff yee! Andy Clemmensen is the sexiiest, 'eh"
Mandy says "yee.. naww, we love him"
Nella says "eff yee! Andy Clemmensen is the sexiiest, 'eh"
Mandy says "yee.. naww, we love him"
Andy Clemmensen by ShortStackEffingShmexi September 25, 2009
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