cleandick

a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.

" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"

by dan claps March 19, 2008

cleandirty

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.

She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.

by Tongueler February 11, 2017

candicktable

Dick in a can

Having a candicktable dinner

by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

cleanink09

cleanink09 is not your average Youtuber, he's a dude with some good ass humor, great channel, and if you piss him off you'll get your own beating. Sub to him if you find his channel.

"cleanink09 may not be the best, but he's better than all PNGtubers"
By yours truly Cultist Slayer

by Cultist Slayer April 20, 2022

clenicky

1. a well-kempt, attractive, intelligent male.

2. (un)c - one who is not any of the above.

1. My, my, aren't you looking clenicky. Do you have a hot date tonight or something?

2. Man, I didn't get any sleep last night. I'm feeling pretty unclenicky.

by permafrown February 23, 2005

Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

by JBlue515 February 7, 2013

clowndick

Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.

Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!

by dolan14 October 22, 2008